Staying in One's Lane in the Workplace

In these harrowing but eye-opening days of sexual harassment, "MeToo," and other offensive actions, there's a fine line to be walked so that nothing said to a 

co-worker can be misconstrued. I know. I know it's difficult sometimes to keep a PC guard up, but it's necessary. No one ever wants to be thought of as "The creepy guy at work." And if someone IS the creepy guy, he (or she!) needs to be told. For real. 

      I think this guide to proper etiquette for interactions with male/female co-workers may be helpful to some, and a rude awakening for others. 

      A pretty female co-worker has on a dynamite outfit, classy, but oh so feminine. DO NOT COMPLIMENT HER ON THE OUTFIT! Notice her and stay silent, or if something must be said, say "You seem refreshed today. You must have gotten some rest." No innuendos or anything like that. Let's go on to the next one.

       Your co-worker (same lady from above!) has on a beautiful blouse which accentuates her curves, and her cleavage is noticeable. There's a work-related issue which must be discussed with her. KEEP EYE CONTACT AND DON'T LOOK DOWN! Eyes front and center dude.

       This same co-worker (LOL!), is wearing an intoxicating scent. I know your soul will want to say "You smell like a beautiful daydream I once had." NO!!! Instead, inquire as to what scent she's wearing because you need to buy your girlfiend, fiancee', boo-thang, or wife a gift. You didn't say anything alarming or eye-raising. Good job grasshopper!

        Curves are as attractive as a beautiful red Ferrari easing down the street. Our natural inclination is to turn our heads to admire what just walked by. STOP! A two second glance, then look away. Don't leer, drool, or say "Damn!" Not cool bro.

          Maybe you would like tp get to know them on a personal level, maybe not even intimately, but just as friends. DON'T ASK THEM TO GO OUT WITH YOU! Instead, mention the wings, live music, atmosphere of a PUBLIC place that they might enjoy. It's not a date, it's just a couple of co-workers hanging out.

         Follow these rules in order to not be offensive or on the radar of the HR Department. Trust me, your co-workers will appreciate it, and there will be no danger of becoming "The Creepy Guy at Work." You're welcome...

         By the way, there are some women who are very easy on the eyes. Don't stare.