The Secret of Hot Sauce

After my latest trip, I've come to the realization that there's something essential to my life which I haven't been taking with me; Louisiana Hot Sauce. If you laughed at those words, then you must be one of those people who are in the dark about this product. For those of you who nodded your heads in agreement, high-fives all around.

   I purchased a big bag of Doritos at the Wal-Mart in Manchester, New Hampshire because I had a sudden craving. First of all, let me remind everyone it's not wise to go into Wal-Mart hungry. Lol. By the time you and your cart arrive at the cashier, brownies, cupcakes, doughnuts, EZ cheese, crackers, fried chicken, Vienna sausage, chips, Doritos, and Louisiana hot sauce. Funny, because you were just going to buy a twelve pack and a new phone charger. 

   Anyhow, at restaurants all over America, the moment of truth arrives when the entree is placed before me. If it's fried anything (chicken, fish, fries), I have to ask my server the ultimate question; "Do you have any hot sauce?"

    The server assures me they have hot sauce, then they scurry off to find a bottle. They return smiling, and my only thought is "I should have brought a bottle with me." The server will bring Tabasco sauce, Texas Pete's, El Cholula, Red Devil, or Frank's, but never what I need, which is Louisiana Hot Sauce!

   Those others are not horrible, but they don't get the job done! The Wal-Mart I was at didn't have Louisiana Hot Sauce, so I bought Frank's to help me out with my craving for Doritos and hot sauce. An hour later, I sat at the table in my suite, ready to grub. I poured Doritos in a bowl, then tried to make the best of my situation. Sigh. Didn't satisfy my craving. Four days later, that bag of Doritos flew home with me, and I sat at the kitchen table and smashed those Doritos which I'd doctored up with Louisiana Hot Sauce. 😁😁😁😁

    I keep a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce in my work truck (much to the chagrin of the dude I share a truck with!), and I keep a bottle in the glove compartment of my Suburban. Fried chicken, chips, Doritos, Oke-Doke cheese popcorn, and at least fifty other foods are enhanced by Louisiana Hot Sauce. 

   Yeah, I got caught short on this last trip, but it'll never happen again. Like toothpaste, deodorant, and extra underwear, Louisiana Hot Sauce is a necessity I will no longer travel without. Tabasco? Franks? Ha, mere imitations of real hot sauce, and I'm not going anywhere without it again. 

   I wonder what kind Beyonce' carries in her purse? Probably Louisiana Hot Sauce. It's the best.